大日子

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CARESSE"

Since Wei Wei presented you some healthy cakes, I don't want to give you anymore cake. So, enjoy the chocolates. Specially for you.

意思意思也要一、两块蛋糕。

这个假期就望梅止渴吧。

（之前才说再没见到你就要独吞礼物，结果你居然就出现在我面前了。）

爱哭鬼

不是我啦！是我那看起来很有个性的妹妹。

她小时候真是爱哭死了，拍的相片大多数眼睛红红的像兔子般。跟她拍照还真是整个Orz。

她二年级的时候，级任老师是位男士，我记得他姓陈，名字我忘了。我妹那时经常哭红眼（又沉默寡言），我觉得男士都没那个耐心去哄小孩吧，经常很受不了我妹。我妹有一次又哭得稀里哗啦的，陈先生火大了，叫我妹走去前面在他座位哭够了再回座位听他讲课。我那个傻妹还真听话，敢敢给他坐去前面一直哭，我听到的时候都笑得岔了气、滚了一地。老师当时的表情大概是 =.=" 吧。

有次吃饭谈到这个话题，我妈实行大爆料。幼稚园的时候，有一次老师急急打电话给我妈妈。我妹在幼稚园哭得天摇地动，全体老师出动问她哭啥也问不出个所以然。那位非常和蔼、可爱的印度女士还以为我妹哪儿不舒服，赶紧把我妈请到幼儿园。我妈十万火急的赶到了幼稚园，好说歹说，才问了个明白。原来有人的文具（不懂是橡皮擦还是尺子）坏了……我妈简直像找地洞钻进去，这种烂原因怎么好意思告诉那位老师阿。

我小学四年级开始都是搭学生车回家的，我们学校的学生搭第二轮班车。我妹小学三年级的时候，有天要搭第一轮车（司机早一天提醒过了），而且要我们快一点（我不晓得他赶啥时间）。我妹妹没有上到车！！因为老师不放人啊，就拖迟了。因为巴士很挤嘛，我上车也没留意，巴士快开的时候我就想说我妹坐哪儿啊。我看到前座地上有个书包超像我妹的，我又看不到坐在前面的家伙是哪位；而且我也不敢去跟巴士司机说我妹好像还没上车（我小时候不太敢跟别人说话，因为怕说错话被骂）。结果就糊里糊涂被载回家。到家下车的时候眼泪都快掉下来了，因为我已经很确定我妹没有上车。巴士司机还很奇怪问我我的妹妹呢。我没睬他就赶快落跑了。刚好那个时候我婆婆在我家小住，是给我吓倒了啦，一个眼红红、一个不见踪影……就赶快call我老窦去载我妹。家长都被我吓呆了，哈哈（很光荣貌）。我妹在学校哭得死去活来，我的同学都知道这是“张靖雯的妹妹”，第二天就有人就此事跑来问我话了。我那个唯唯诺诺的样子还真是窝囊到了极点，没法子啊，人要面树要皮嘛。有一次我妹告诉我，她当时想说哭完了再去求助老师还是自寻归家路怎样的，结果还没哭完老爸就到了。我当场愣掉，这是啥心态啊？大小姐您想哭多久啊？老爸从蕉赖到士毛月都到了，你居然还没哭完。更何况，什么叫做哭完了再算？？？我之后简直是笑翻了。

幸亏我家从没因为这个爱哭的小妹而淹水啊。

偷听商业人士闲聊

我说啊，我们全国最高级的法官（不知他是哪个咚咚），也不是什么好东西嘛。

十天要人家把他的厨房搞定，而且是改头换面那种。他真的把人当神啊？人家东请西托，靠人买关系把他的要求都订好了，连订金都付了。

我来告诉你哦，要意大利洗碗盆，贵得要死，又浅（洗什么都不好洗），last minute才通知人家，害我妈妈半夜三更打电话找人第二天一早拿货来（因为星期六没人上班）。卖千多块一个耶，卖给做装修的人都可以卖九百多。然后厨房家私台，用granite做surface，还要是最贵那种黑金的。我的妈呀，一平方尺叫价大约RM250耶，他的厨房桌面大概24尺长吧。照厨房台标准宽度两尺算的话，48xRM250=RM12000，昏死，台面而已要那么多钱。另外一个洗碗盆，fibre的，RM1450（幸好不是来我这订的）。谁会买这种又不美（我觉得而已）又不太好用的东西呀。

最后一秒，第九天，还没到十天，全都不要，秘书打电话曰，“统统用回旧的”。那个帮他做granite家私的一个头两个大。幸好只做了表面没做柜身，不然我想应该在报章上看到他乱刀斩死我们的大法官先生了。那个装修承包商，真是搔头了，买的盆都是贵货耶，别说现在这种行情没人要，这么不适用（又浅又小，手工漂亮没用啊）是我都不要。而且，这种贵货，不·能·退·啦。我妈这里一个意大利盆，另外一边还有一个RM1450的fibre盆，两千多块。我看他的样子都快哭了。我爸爸可怜他，只算他八百。没办法，他还是要给钱，只能先付了钱，搭我妈妈帮他看有没有人要买。（他家一定囤了好多盆）。虽然说法官大人肯给钱，可是钱还没到手他得先顶上呀。

我困惑的是，货没用可是肯给钱（这个没啥好怨）是他妈的啥子意思啊？用我们纳税人的钱让马来公司平白赚去？那个承包商捡的是二手还是第三手摊咧。

屋主（大法官）--〉100 马来公司承包商--〉80 第二间承包商公司--〉70 第三间（华人）


我们的大法官把屋子交给马来公司承包商，他们哪会自己做呀，把案子转介绍给人呀，然后平白抽些佣金咯。假设法官付一百万，第一间马来公司承包商抽二十万，第二间抽十万，到真正做的那间（华人一定不会让人的，贪心），只剩七十万，七十万要付员工伙食费、铁花、拉电、家私、洋灰、厨房、水喉等等费用，真是金、木、水、土、火都到齐了。而且用料是要最好的，装饰要最贵的，够用才假咧。而且钱是做的人先出，钱最后到不到手还不知咧。中间其中一间要是想坐新车，他就先拿多二十万去用咯，第三间就欠着二十万先咯。等下次有新的工作再添嘛。我说第三间怎么那么笨，还要接来做，转来转去钱被谁坑了都不懂。我爸说，马来公司还欠你一大堆工资，你不帮他做，他威胁不给钱。妈的，帮他做那不是越滚越大、越欠越多？！

难怪有些人衣装华丽，驾着Mercedes Benz四处逛呀。这种数钞票的工作我还真想做咧。

心理测验

Forward mail 里看到一封心理测验，和妹妹一起玩了玩。

其中一题测验结果：我有恋父情结。（其实很长，我记得这句而已。）

好吧，我不否认。我喜欢帅气梁朝伟。（尽管升级当老阿杯了）

冷~~~

Accounting

Xiao Wei..... My account is lousy, terrible, horrible, ... ... When you gonna teach me some of your good techniques? I'm going mad with account.

JJ Sixology

Today went Sg. Wang saw JJ new album. I so wanted to buy it. But, I don't have money. I saved it into my banking account already. The other thing is, I scare let dad and mom scold. Haha. After this month I get my salary then I'll buy it. If I going out with friends la. Lol. JJ is so cute and sweet!!

My new hairstyle

Lol. It's fake. What if I cut my hair like this? I like it. It isn't bad. Kindly give me comments. I am bored of my hairstyle.

A frightening night

Today I went Ampang pasar malam. It was so nice(at least nicer than Kajang one). Many food and goods. I can't even focus on one. After we bought the food we interested in, we went to a nearby hawker centre(mini, lousy and dirty) to sit down and eat our food. We ordered some drinks too of course.

When I'm about to finish my foods, my dear dad shows us a rat. It's a big fat rat. It was almost as big as a kitten. I was feeling quite funny(because it jump. weird huh?) and astonished as it is very far from me, I wonder how can a rat grows that big.

Afterwards, we left the place. My sister and me walked at front then followed by my dad, mom and brother. When I reached the stairs and walked down 2 steps, I saw RATS!!!!!!! Lots and lots of RATS. They were rushing, some passed under the stairs, some across the stairs open and above-board!!! Hell, I quickly pulled my sister back on the top of the stairs and run behind my parents. My mom got afraid too. Haha.

When most of them gone I quicky ran down the stairs and rushed to the car with the speed of light. When I rushing to the car, I saw another mouse opposite the street was jumping with something in its mouth.

When we get back to the car safely, my sister complained that I was screaming too loud. Man, i was frightened, who cares I was shouting or singing. Then I soon realised, she was quite calm on the spot. =.=" I was braver than her usually. Tonight, she shows her entire bravery. Lolx.

The first thing I get home just now, is wash my feet and shoes before entering the house. After entering I took a soap to washed and cleaned my legs.

Whewww..... Disgusting night. I'm afraid I'll cirit-birit tomorrow. I want category this as 恐怖小说，but lazy to add another label la. Next time I'll do it.

Now, I want sleep le. Good night, muacksss...

Lousy service from streamyx

My password change without me realising it. What la...! Complete waste of my time, make me thought my computer blur blur le. How can they do that? Must respect my privacy what. My money paid in vain. I whole month can't online. @#%$!@$%