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我是靖雯,阿妖乃是论坛化名,我真的不是千年深山老妖怪。文笔不佳遣词用字粗俗劣质。随便乱写一点流水帐然后叫自己部落客。

Thursday, May 28, 2009

我好喜欢生活中这样的小插曲



Grabbed this from Siok Jin, without permission. X)
You won't mind ryt? Don't la. XD
Love this video. Watched it more than ten times. Haha.

我妹的蠢事

我妹明天打算ponteng,无奈老师刁难要他们无论如何都得交上功课。我妹只好干完功课然后托有去的朋友替她交上。

刚写完上一篇她就叫我载她去朋友家。在3/2路,学校对面那排屋子的后面。那边是死路耶,而且路窄又多车停在外面,我初听到就后悔,早知不要载她。没办法啦。我走上去后放她下车然后弯进一个小巷子里(正对学校后门),就停在那边等她。想说只是给几本书应该很快就停在那边等她。结果等了五分钟左右都不见人影。往后望看到他还站在门口。又等了一会儿,后面有车来,我总不可能退出去啊。那家伙也真是,就不能走下去嘛,让一让美女是会死厚!(写出来也不脸红,真是)

我只好兜一个圈到回去。这次不想干等了,直接驾上去,难转就难转吧,反正我可以直接退出去。看到我妹一脸无助站在大门前(我之前看到她打开大门走进去)。摇下车窗问她是不是没人在家,她说确定她朋友在家,可是就是叫不到人。里边的门也关着,听不到她的声音。我手指向她的右边,她才一脸惊讶。我倒!门铃就在那儿,不按是要来干啥?!一按了门铃,她朋友就从楼上探出头来。这笨蛋白站了。

这家伙总算顺利交书然后上车了。我问她这世界上不是有一种发明叫做门铃吗?她居然说Prima房子的门铃都是在左边啊,而且有些房子是没有装门铃的。哦真是抓狂。左边没有是不会看右边吗?!更何况人家房子装修得那么漂亮,怎·么·会·不·装·门·铃?!

真是白痴一个,干了一箩蠢事。害我当场笑翻。

假期太少,事情太多!

今晚有补习。

如果爸爸的货今天就到的话,明天我就free了。

我妹第二次放我飞机。气!我不管。要是货今天到,我明天就一个人去玩。三点回来去Czip Lee买东西然后搭车回家。看,我都想好了。

要是货明天才到呢……那就留在店咯,啊不然对不起我爸妈。想象着他们搬货搬得腰酸背痛、我逛街逛得大爽的画面,啊光是想象就觉得罪孽。

后天有补习。顺便要问老师假期第二个星期的补习可不可以换去星期一。

星期日要去听Undang。我美好的星期天就这样毁了。

星期一补英文。

星期三去考Undang(如无误)。

星期四补习。

星期六、日去Sunway Pyramid考试。爸叫我星期六睡酒店因为第二天8点要报到,怕赶不及。最好不要,我不喜欢睡酒店。

星期一还是补习。

接下来惜欣回来了(大拥抱)!我就和惜欣、晓薇去玩咯……

星期四晚上补P.Akaun。

然后星期六可能去听kursus。怎么考个驾照还这么烦呀!我妈大概想连考车也给我挤进假期里,可是我都忙翻天了耶。它其实不想我考车要翘课,但是星期五我不介意。谁知道,今天分新的时间表,开学后星期五有上Chemistry 和Add Math!我不能 miss 掉这两堂课啦!而且其他日的时间表也都烂透了!我严重抗议新时间表!而且居然编排星期一周会过后就上Juzira 的Physics,是想毁了我整个星期的心情吗?更何况不能带书进礼堂耶。难道要我回班拿?我班可是在五楼耶?纳命乎?

By the way,我假期要赶出中国文学(K.C.)project 来……还要完成由于ponteng 而未完的maths 练习。

Monday, May 25, 2009

妈!我出运了!

Today, I got a letter from Singapore.


My result for application of Singapore Asean Scholarship has come. They asked me to sit for a test at Sunway Pyramid. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~!!!!!!


6th and 7th of June. I'm gonna test for mathematics, english and general ability.
Now, first question. What is general ability?



I have to send them slips for my result and other stuff before the test.





They attached a map too.

Is this a good news or a bad news? I think it's not bad. But.... I am just about to finish my test wey. A test again?!
And another "but", I don't know how to go Sunway Pyramid. So here's question no. 2, does anyone knows a convenient way to reach there? I think I'll take public transport. Saturday... I don't think my dad can fetch me.

Friday, May 22, 2009

HOPELESS

我从来没对任何一张试卷这么绝望过,应该说是没对Add Math绝望过吧。100分的卷纸,我做得完的题目加起来都不超过50分,更遑论做错的。

考试时间结束的时候站起来脚都会抖。我去上厕所到回班,沿途都有人跟我说试题很难巴拉巴拉,我都僵着表情走过(我不是在拽啦)。我连话都说不出了,不要讲跟他们笑一下。

回班吃面包一边读LITERATURE。老实说当刻很想回家,不考了。喉咙里像有个超级巨无霸气泡,面包吞不下去,只好用水灌下去(好像更催泪),还有拼命眨眼,不然眼泪都快滑下来了。所谓的泪水盈眶不过如此。

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

她母亲大概很懊恼生出这样的女儿来危害人间

有些女人的行徑就是因為同是女人才更看不過去啊

By the way, 男士们,你们接受B女对男友的行为吗?前提是如果那是你们很爱很爱很爱的女生。

Monday, May 18, 2009

Exam week

Does anybody has a way to finish all Biology lessons in six hours?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Weekend seems so short

Weekend is so good. I kept giving myself a rest. Tomorrow will have KC test. I have read NOTHING!!! Help me!!! Somebody!!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I should have skip class today

Tuesday is always the day for me. 4 periods maths, 6 periods Science and 1 is Chinese.

Except discussing some answers(copying actually) for chinese practice, we didn't actually study today. Chemistry teacher let us study on our own and ask questions which we don't quite understand. And then we actually successfully convince add maths and m.maths teacher to let us do revision. So they do revision on the subject and I was revising on chemistry. Whatever, they won't care. During physic class we just copied some Q&A. Nothing special. At the end of the class, physic teacher told us to make sure we attend the class tomorrow because we'll have to rearrange all our peka. WTH, I planned to skip school tomorrow and she just ruined it.

Some of the students have not come to school, and a few skipped after chinese lessons. After physic lesson, it's 1.10 and we are about to go for Biology class. Many people decided to skip. Bio lesson is always boring. Since I have to wait until 2.20 anyway(and she always will record names on Tuesday) so I went to the lab. WHAT I FOUND OUT IS, THE LAB IS ALMOST EMPTY. All prefects are gone except one though. Someone asked for teacher permission to go to the washroom (with bag along) and never turns up again, so let's supposed he fall into the toilet bowl.

The teacher got really mad. I have never see her change her dead boring tone since I went in Yu Hua school. And she did manage to do it today. She told the class monitor to go search for the others and ask them back, of course nobody will be back. And so so so, she began the lesson. And then, he asked someone to answer a question but he doesn't know what was teacher talking about. So teacher asked him to look at his textbook or reference book. Just then, she discovered that he didn't bring anybook of Biology, the book in front of him is actually Chemistry. And then she start it on the next guy and next. When she discovered most people don't bring her book and they put Chemistry in front of them, she got really frustrated. She threaten us that if she check one by one and it's Chemistry we opened, she'll tear it in front of us.

So I get worried and so are most students, because we never listen to her in class but do our own stuff in class. I was revising on my Chemistry and wasn't bother at what she was teaching. So the situation became quite stressed. After a few minutes, she started to off everything, write names on BKK, and keep all her things. Okay I don't mind, good for us to go home earlier. Then when she about to leave the lab, monitor shout "class stand", but she ignored us and slammed the door right in front of us. Alright, so we started to pack our stuff. But then when she passed the windows, she told us not to go home until 2.20.

After a while she came back with a CD and totally ignore our presence after that. I think that's quite naive, she totally act like a kid. We don't know what to do, and we don't dare to take out our Chemistry book again. But then we didn't bring any Biology book, well I did bring my notebook but I don't think she wanna see it.

So we just sat there until the bell rang and leave the class. And she just ignored us for the whole time. It's like WTF! I should have skipped, those who skipped her class didn't get scold but we got it instead. She even scolded us for those people skipped class.

Ahhh, it's just a bad day for a bad week. Exam gonna start on Thursday and I just start my Chemistry. Wish me luck.

I just read Sylvia and Ck's blog and found out their teacher also get very frustrated and just left the students. Sooooooo, is it every teacher are so emotional or just that it's a coincidence?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

人生的痛啊!

臭伟宏,这么久没见,一开口也不讲点好听的。一开口就人身攻击讲我矮。这个还用你说吗,我妹一天提醒我有两次以上耶。不过他不开口讲我,我还真是没注意到他,抑或我根本没认出他。我到现在还在怀疑我有没有认错人。

补习过后待在麦记到我妹补习才回。午餐吃的好撑,可是在有冷气的地方温习就是特别舒适。

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Skipping school make me feel so nice. I'll skip school again tomorrow.