雯质彬彬

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我是靖雯,阿妖乃是论坛化名,我真的不是千年深山老妖怪。文笔不佳遣词用字粗俗劣质。随便乱写一点流水帐然后叫自己部落客。

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

怪癖(二)

除了前篇的怪僻之外,其实我很多不为人知的怪僻。(啊拜托看了别替我传出去,我可不会感激)

出门在外,我总喜欢摸/擦鼻子。当然有时是在装肖维。走路的事、尴尬的时候、说话的时候、一个人的时候,我总觉得我老在摸鼻子做事。

除此之外,出门经过玻璃或镜子会不住偷瞄。我不知道有没有人会这样可是我会。虽然我也不知道看什么,大概是看有没有长赘肉吧(我妹觉得我没看头何必自取其辱)。

在外面(尤其早上在学校往礼堂走时),我空手走路的话一定会摸衣领、头发或嘴边。大概是我一到学校就趴在桌上睡死的缘故吧,起床后总得整理仪表嘛。

所以其实我蛮在意仪表的。这是好事还是坏事呢?应该不坏吧?出门在外给人的第一印象应该要干净整洁才是啊。

为什么都是我在说没人回应啊?不要让我感到孤独乜,我也想知道大家的怪僻呀。还有呢就是关于文章的回应可不可以不要打在chatbox呢?因为其实我看得很乱,我原本置chatbox的用意不在此。麻烦拜托一下,按文章下方的"comment"就可以回应了。(好啦我是挑剔行了吧?)

接下来我们来开个“恐惧清单”讨论会吧。

怪癖(一)

人人都有怪癖。既然叫怪僻就是整个很怪啦。不过有些怪僻是很common的,以致我不当之为怪癖。

我写字的时候,字体稍有歪了些,或者是达不到我要的美感,我便会擦掉重写。这情况在我写华语字的时候更严重。我可以不断擦擦写写同一个字好几分钟。所以写中国文学功课的时候蛮痛苦的。有时写得顺,便也没事;然而有时写得不顺……纸张就被我越擦越薄。

做project更不要说,以前做folio的时候(人老了总是又在话当年),标题都是写在另一张纸剪下来,style都由我随意揣摩一番再年上去,不然写得不漂亮我真的是会痛心疾首。印象中我好像曾因内文中写错字而放弃整张纸拿去做草稿。幸好后来的project work都可以用电脑打印。不然天晓得我一年要伐多少棵木啊?

现在大了(老了?)也懒了,写错就管它了,不美就算了,也不花心思去写标题、设计封面或把内页弄得五彩缤纷。拜托,把东西写在纸上都恨不得多出两双手来写,谁有空像小孩般涂鸦。

所以说,我是有唯美主义还是什么?说到这个,我其实定怀疑每个老师都患有唯美主义。

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

千万不要欺负小孩

如题。因为我们不知道报应何时到,顾小孩子不是容易的咯。

昨天我老弟生病了,我怀疑他晒到中暑。难得他生病,我连他的工作一起做咯(妹去补习,不然我一定抓他帮忙)。还要顾那个家伙,一边做饭还要催他冲凉、吃面包吃药才去睡觉。泡小半杯美禄给他下药,那家伙一下子就喝完了,去装多一大杯温水要把药灌下去。我刚煮好晚餐要吃了去补习,盛汤的时候,我弟似乎作呕,便告诉他要吐请到厕所自行解决,没反应,算了。

我把书包拉到一边,坐下来正要吃,那家伙把它之前吃下去的东西不折不扣呕完出来了。一地都是呕吐物……
这种情况谁吃得下饭啊??!!吐到我的课本也有,还溅在我脚上!究竟是谁叫他吃药去灌水来著?!?!气死我了。问他干什么站了几分钟都不去厕所吐,他答我,我怕走两步就吐出来了。你混账这样还不一样是吐了满地狼藉?我几乎想把他吊起来打。忍……

饭没吃就得替他扫掉呕吐物之后还要拖地,恶心得可以。到最后快受不了时,我妈也回来了(我之前打电话问他要怎么清理,我看着毫无头绪),几桶水冲下去,整个厨房湿漉漉,然后我们就大摇大摆出门。晚上十点才回家。我弟从头到尾在房间昏睡。

真是衰到……

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Prom night

Wei Herng want to do a prom after SPM(again at Oriental Crystal hotel). Interested?
Shit la. I forced to go. @!#~!@$@!#%@$
But I sure won't go one.(I think so, lazy neh)
Hope he don't see this. X)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Quiz - 50 small secrets

Got it from Zhi Yu. I like doing such thing, nothing else better to do.
50 Little Secrets.Be honest no matter what.

01. Who was your last text from?
DIGI. Sending those craps about promotion or whatever hell it is.

02. Where was your default picture taken?
In the camera? x)

03. Your relationship status?
Single and twinkle.

04. Have you ever lost a close friend?
How it means by "LOST"? I think so.

05. What is your current mood?
Feeling lazy. Feeling stressed, 5 projects awaiting and exams coming! Urgh...

06. How many siblings do you have?
one younger brother one younger sister. Life is dirty when together with them.

07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
Chin Yee and Kah Lok(I wish to change this to Shao Yuan sometimes).

08. Where do you wish you were right now?
BED.

09. Have a crazy side?
Yes. (I am honest, I did answered.)

10. Ever had a near death experience?
No and hope not until the time has come.

11. Something you do a lot?
Sleep, eat and talk.

12. Angry at anyone?
Always, to different individuals.

13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
"Nobody I found liking and worth me go for him". That's what.

14. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Me myself.

16. What you think about when you are falling asleep?
Have i packed up everything, what do I have to do tomorrow, have I done everything I should get done, what story I wanna share with friends, anything wanna ask tomorrow, anything left over.

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom. She was telling me what to cook for dinner.

18. What is your favorite song?
MANY. Currently 情歌 by Fish Leong. Easy to sing.

19. What are you doing right now?
Doing this quiz which I thought would be fun but found out to be bored. Chatting with Kaz.

20. Who do you trust right now?
Me and money.

21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Sungei Wang Plaza 6th floor. "Boys pee on toilet seats". Haha.

22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Yea. Flying kiss to my dear sis.

23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
Hmmm.. Tze Kei. Distance-ly.

24. Describe your life in one word?
Busy for notthing. (Okay I know it is 3 words, but just take the main word alryt?)

25. Who are you thinking of right now?
My mind is quite blank now FYI. However I was thinking of doing my add math project when online but for unsourcable reason, I'm currently chat with Kaz.

26. What should you be doing right now?
Doing my bloody Add Math project from the goddamn MOE(which has nothing to do other than giving us troubles).

27. What are you listening to?
The sound of the fan.

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Chin Yee, I guess. I don't used to hug with people. How do you know have that somebody bathe?

29. Who was the last person who yelled at you?
My dear Chin Yee. For kicking her ass.

30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Maybe.

31. What is your natural hair color?
I wear wigs. X) Believe it?

32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Myself and Chong Shao Yuan. See the previous post if you wanna know more.

33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
Me, I guess. o.o Oh wait, I think it's my Add Math teacher, bringing the news I have to do my Add Math project and by handwritting. (!)

34. What do you hear?
The fan spinning.

35. Is your hair curly or straight?
Straight but a little wavy.

36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
WTH. Not even my bf ever told me that. That's way too......(searching for a best describing word)......

37. Do you have a best friend?
I don't have "A" best friend. I have a few best friends. x)

38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
No, I guess. Will you rmb such meaningless stuff?

39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
x) <-- what's this?

40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah.

41. Are you happy with life right now?
If only something disappear/non-exist and if something happens, then life should be about perfect :D

42. Are you currently jealous?
No. Maybe after mid-year test?

43. What jewelry are you currently wearing?
Is watch considered?

44. What were you doing on friday night?
Happy for Account tuition called off.

45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah. And why the heck every quiz have to ask this sad question. Pity for them can only think such question.

46. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
How am i to know? Another common question which we wouldn't even know it. Heck.

47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Hmmm. Let me think......(I'll update if I thought of somebody)...... Aha, our "lovely" MOE.

48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Don't rmb a thing. A flu maybe.

49. How late did you stay up last night and why?
12 as usual.

50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Let me see. Yeah just over a year not for long. It's quite a great memory if it didn't end up with some ridiculous and unsure reason(s).

Monday, April 20, 2009

When I was laugh until rolling under floor in front of MSN chatbox

Moon:haiz... last week very free, this week very busy... T.T
Yuan:o.0
Yuan:im dying in my exams
Yuan:i cnt understand abt a cap the science teacher i saying
Yuan:*is
Yuan:maths still ok
Yuan:bt stupid algebra damn boring
Yuan:other than tt my languages still ok
Moon:ah shit!!!! exams!!! 3 weeks later... and I have 4 folios/project awaiting to be completed by exams...
Yuan:my conversational malay nobody cares
Yuan:ok at least, i dun care
Yuan:den my german oso okok
Yuan:heehee
Moon:so nice... i rather study german instead of malay.....
Yuan:haha
Yuan:the prob wif studying german N malay is
Yuan:i keep mixing them up
Yuan:german words keep popping up in my mind wen i in malay class
Moon:lolx
Yuan:its sad u noe
Yuan:its lk, im so gna fail my malay
Moon:malay not that important wey....
Yuan:our skl malay damn important one
Yuan:cse our skl is national junior college
Yuan:n the national language is malay
Yuan:national... hz.... my skul also la....
Moon:i tot singapore no nid so mind malay
Yuan:so the principal tink malay damn important
Yuan:so go put modular credit on malay
Yuan:crap
Yuan:then every modular credit is important to our results for the term or even the end of yr
Yuan:heck heck heck
Yuan:then worst part is, DRAMA oso gt modular credit
Yuan:lk, wth?
Yuan:n my german oso gt?!
Moon:...........
Moon:what's modular credit?
Yuan:its lk...
Yuan:i duno hw to explain
Yuan:wait
Yuan:its lk...
Moon:nvm... you can tell me nxt time, maybe when ah guan jie jie baby born then we'll meet
Yuan:?!
Yuan:she pregnant
Yuan:?\
Yuan:OMGOMGOMG
Moon:cny edi gt
Moon:din realise leh?
Moon:so am i.... my mom told me on the way home
Yuan:OMBLOODY GOD
Yuan:wapiang
Yuan:she bad nia, nvr tell us
Yuan:tsktsktsk
Moon:haha... yr response almost same with mine
Moon:i tot she grown fat only
Yuan:yay we gna become UNCLES N AUNTIES!!!
Yuan:XDDD
Yuan::-O
Yuan:ehh u damn bad nia
Yuan:call her fat
Moon:you so happy... like becoming very old
Yuan:i didn't even notice her much
Yuan:xD
Yuan:ok im so bad
Moon:lol...
Yuan::P
Moon:nxt year cny gt new member
Yuan:YAY
Yuan:uh oh
Yuan:nw our parents nida pack one my hong bao
Yuan:LOL
Moon:LOL
Moon:i think they said july is yu4 chan3 qi1
Yuan:WOAH SO FAZ!
Yuan:pls born on october the 8th xD
Moon:ya la... not very sure arr... cz actually i forgotten most thing they tell me..
Yuan:SWT
Moon:you mind don tell anybody first... cz i wanna confirm with my mom
Moon:lol
Moon:chin yee says she forgot edi.... !!! dunno my mistake or her
Yuan:my bro saw my msn
Yuan:haha
Moon:after if is my mistake then shame la... haha
Moon:i think is july la.. if not mistaken
Yuan:dun SCARE me
Yuan:i wna b uncle!
Yuan:>< Moon:yes you sure will
Moon:stop worrying for that
Yuan:WHEE!
Yuan:pls born on oct 8!
Moon:SWT~~~~
Moon:for what?
Moon:9 sept la
Moon:X)
Yuan:same bdae as me xD
Moon:090909 ma
Moon:....
Yuan:oyah horh
Yuan:ok pls born on 090909
Moon:haha
Yuan:budden she or he will b virgo
Yuan:n the virgo at ur hse is enuf to qi si ren liao
Moon:yea horrrrr
Moon:nvm la be leo
Moon:XD
Yuan:my mum is leo >< Yuan:i wan...
Yuan:hmm...
Yuan:dun taurus
Yuan:damn niu2 one
Yuan:nwaes nt lk the baby cn pop out nw xD
Yuan:lolx
Moon:dunno boy or girl...
Yuan:yalo
Moon:wonder wonder wonder
Yuan:if guy better nt lk my bro, kah lok or yi sheng
Yuan:will die
Yuan:if another one lk them
Yuan:hey let's think of a name
Moon:i'll faint
Yuan:later another one call si shu i die liao
Yuan:one shen shen one shu shu
Moon:fishball..... hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yuan:den nex time i call SHUSHU i duno calling ur dad or her
Yuan:r u insulting me or something?
Yuan:rawr
Moon:no a.... nickname for him or her
Moon:lol
Moon:XD... fishbahh... very cute wat
Yuan:think of a nice name
Yuan:hmm...
Yuan:fishbahh?
Yuan:dun u mean fishball?
Moon:*fishball
Yuan:think of english name
Yuan:hmm...
Yuan:or we think of chinese first?
Yuan:i tinking of...
Yuan:huiting?
Yuan:huilin?
Moon:chinese ah guan jie jie will think
Yuan:huining?
Yuan:eek
Moon:it's better if we think english name
Yuan:ok
Yuan:u wan unique one or simple normal one?
Yuan:unique one i gt a lot
Yuan:simple one oso
Yuan:lk Jenny, Jamie, Janice
Yuan:lol
Moon:sure unique... but pls pls pls choose one simple to pronounce... easier for me
Moon:haha
Yuan:unique one lk onion and parsley
Yuan:xD
Yuan:ok im so bad
Moon:lol
Moon:onion okay...
Moon:haha
Yuan:LOL
Yuan:or u wan celery?
Moon:make me think of salary
Moon:X))
Yuan:celery IS a vege
Yuan::D
Yuan:or u wan
Yuan:brocolli
Yuan:xD\
Moon:easy la... nokia!!!!! hahahahaha
Yuan:NO
Yuan:sony ericsson!
Yuan:muahahahaha
Moon:okay good
Yuan:or u wan
Yuan:samsung?
Moon:i like it
Moon:sony er.
Yuan:wad?
Yuan:guy call sony
Yuan:girl called ericsson
Yuan:wth
Yuan:SWT
Yuan:siao
Moon:lol
Yuan:haha
Yuan:hey
Yuan:we make 4 syllabus
Moon:boy call sun, girl call doughnut
Yuan:u tink of firrst two
Yuan:i tink of next two
Yuan:SIAO
Yuan:XD
Yuan:doughtnut n sun
Yuan:"Tai yang, guo lai!"
Yuan:LOL
Yuan:or
Moon:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipe tears*
Yuan:"Doughnut, bang wo na yi ge dou nai lai!"
Yuan:doughnut n dou nai
Yuan:hmm
Yuan:xD
Moon:nice pairing
Moon:okay you slowly think, i'm going bath
Yuan:eek
Yuan:i wna bath too
Moon:haha
Moon:k la... nxt time discuss
Moon:bb
Yuan:bbuai
Yuan:come on9 ltr
Yuan:xD

Saturday, April 18, 2009

冰淇淋

小学的时候我常吃冰淇淋。那时妈妈刚开始给零用钱,开始可以有钱自己花。放学后常常趁巴士开之前去买支冰淇淋。舔舔舔,冰冰又甜甜的,很是好吃。那时几乎啥味道的冰淇淋我都吃过,今天橙味、明天巧克力、后天红豆……

住宅区经常有人骑着摩托车沿户卖冰淇淋,不是摇着铜铃就是播着音乐。弟弟放学回到家经常会买来吃。因此上了中学以后,我也常有机会吃到冰淇淋。因为我弟买的时候会请我吃,有时他是想巴结我不要告诉妈妈他买冰淇淋,我也乐得吃着我甜甜的冰淇淋然后闭上大嘴。

之后,开始厌恶甜腻得溶不开的东西,巧克力、冰淇淋、糖果……统统拒于门外,只浅尝咸味零食。很长一段时间看到冰淇淋就远远逃开,即使后来我又开始吃些巧克力。看到冰淇淋我就会觉得甜、脏,尤其是那种有掺巧克力味的,总是不够冷,没有冷到骨里去的那种冷,吃了反而觉得更口渴。

昨天去买零食的时候看着雪柜,突然兴起吃冰淇淋的念头。就买了一支KitKat的来吃,当时我一直在犹豫要吃巧克力还是吃冰淇淋好。(KitKat什么时候出冰淇淋的?全方位扩展市场乎?)今天又去买冰淇淋吃。开始觉得冰淇淋也还好嘛,虽然吃了会发胖又甜得要死又不够冷也没有汽水解渴。

说到冰淇淋我开始觉得口干了。吃了冰淇淋总是要喝水。

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

叶子的绿色惊吓

刚刚看了报纸。

同学们,请珍惜生命。

还有,定期做健康检查。

下课。

Monday, April 6, 2009

裙子


最近喜欢穿裙,不长不短,刚好遮到膝盖的长度。跳舞,然后原地旋转,裙摆也跟着转。好象小时候,很快乐。

我穿的裙(其实是我妹的,以前妈妈买的时候我不要,现在就整天借)跟上图的类似,不过没有下面的蕾丝边。

穿着裙跳舞的感觉就是跟穿着运动裤跳舞的感觉不一样。我喜欢裙子。

Sunday, April 5, 2009

情书

之前有一段时间在听张学友的歌。听到情书这首歌的时候,突然想到,我似乎还真的是写过情书耶。现在什么年代啊。肉麻当甜蜜那种行为,齁,真是够了。我想到就想狂笑耶。

〈待续〉很忙没空写啦。

Saturday, April 4, 2009

女人

有时候当小孩也没那么糟糕。至少我弟不会有个还等着签离婚纸的势利眼前妻叫我和我妹出钱凑个十千让她装修在她名下的房子。这是发生在我妈妈那边的家庭纠纷。我前小舅母,打电话叫我四姨和兄弟姐妹们商量,凑个十千替她装修她名下的房子。

去她妈的神经病,(先别说现在一万块装修厨房都不够)我妈连自家坏了六年不止的电视都没买、电脑也不肯让我换液晶显示器,有什么义务要出钱装修她的房子,房子又不属于我们。是有那个闲钱都先让我换手机啦。以为我妈几姐妹是比尔盖兹家族啊?

最令我嘡目结舌的是,她还居然真的厚颜无耻的开口,我真好奇她究竟怎么说得出口。就算是姐妹之间,各人有各人的家庭要兼顾,也不一定会出钱帮姐妹装修房子啊(这是我爸说的,虽然我不太能理解)。而且我妈我姨和她一点血缘关系也没有耶。想拿我的未来学费去给她装修房子?她是凭什么?!滚她的茶叶蛋啦。再说他们夫妇购置的房子、车子、儿子她都带走了耶。现在是怎样?刮前夫的钱不够要连家人也刮下金片来才甘心?虽然我对我小舅也没有多欣赏(我妈那里带点不肖的孩子几乎占一半),但是干扰到我们就是想踹她几脚泄愤。

我前年才第一次见到我的大舅。大舅也有一名前妻(离了很多年的。这两个男人是怎么一回事),我没见过,只见过现任老婆。“据说”,她(大舅前妻)这边厢打电话跟我妈说要买一架电脑给小孩用,那边厢却跟我三姨说要买一部车子。是说赡养费、小孩教育费等等早就一次过还清了,还来骚扰我妈是干嘛,而且和她离婚的又不是我妈还是阿姨,自己又有店面,何必把自己糟蹋得那么低(?)。我外公和她有时有联系,关系还不差。我外公问她现在如何,想怎么样。她的回答才真够狠够绝,哪个小孩带旺她就留哪个。听了真想给她两巴掌打醒他,“女人!你妈的你以为你养狗?随随便便要丢要留悉听尊便?就算养宠物也不能这么不负责任!”。还旺不旺的咧。更何况没有付出哪来收获,天上掉钻石掉在她口袋里乎?

我听了这两个故事想去变性。真是把我身为女性的脸都丢到阴沟里去了。怎么这世纪怪人特多啊?

*今天清明,难得这一年几姐妹全体约好拜我外婆,顺便实行大爆料。
*不用告诉我,我知道这么说我很不尊重长辈。但是她们的行为真的是很匪夷所思。若不是我的长辈会被我说得体无完肤,何必因为他们是长辈而赦免呢。我们又不熟。
*"God must have like crazy people very much, He makes so many of them." 应用兰波其中一集里的对话。

报告

我那位做事慢别人十五拍都不止的级任先生终于排好名次了,还没填进成绩册可是那张名次表已被我们传开来了。班上拿第六名,全级拿65。我5岁入学以来成绩最糟糕的一次。心痛到无以复加,呕血也呕不出。各位,这就是不读书的后果。