雯质彬彬

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我是靖雯,阿妖乃是论坛化名,我真的不是千年深山老妖怪。文笔不佳遣词用字粗俗劣质。随便乱写一点流水帐然后叫自己部落客。

Monday, April 18, 2011

家族搞笑史

17/4 -  Went out for dinner at 9pm. My sis drive us in both go and back journey. Half way back, she slowed down a lot and began moving out of lines. So I quickly get her move back to her lane and reminded her. Then only she slowly said, "I can't see". OMGGGGGG WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES ON?!!! Dangerous driver.


17/4 - My dad went back to popo house. Maxis don't know why got no reception there dno since when so my dad bought a new 010 number for my popo. Dad called back and my sis the number so we can contact him using that number when he's there. When I back from cycle my sis ask me to call dad cz she forget what dad wants me to do. When I called... IT'S NOT DAD! *Awkward* I hung up the phone and my sis was absolutely sure it was dad that called back. When we finally get contacted to that, we only figured out that... MY SIS WROTE DOWN THE NUMERIC WRONGLY!


10/4 - My sis moving out end of this month. My mum tends to let her bring pot, rice cooker, kettle, induction cooker, and even install a instant water heater if there's none in her hostel. WTH MUM! Let her grow up! I've never seen anyone being so over.


23/2 - LOLOLOLOLOL Popo just called my dad telling my car plate got grand prize in Magnum. Too bad lah we never buy pun. My dad reaction lagi funny, he said "really?!" then run to the window and check whether my car plate number is that. Ehhh what lah grandma has better memory than you! My dad sibeh surprised, said "but last week her car baru got scratched at the door parking outside uni!" Hahahah not only me lah, last week my mom kena belakang my sis kena front leh. Then then then, after talk with popo he tells me, "this week DON'T park your car outside!" LOL scare I kena rompak or kena kidnap?


19/2 - 晒衣服的时候叫我妹把衣架拿出来。她拿出来要挂在平时我们挂衣架的那支筒上面,结果她没放好,然后衣架啪啦啪啦一个个掉下来砸在她脸上XDD 一大早我笑到站不起来XD 


18/2 - My sister comes up with a stupid act everyday. My dad asked her go da pao coffee at Asa Jaya just now. She's so excited she gets to drive so she grab my car key, jump on car and leave. Then... my dad found her purse under the desk so i tried to call her back, and her phone rang under the other desk. -.- BODOH.


16/2 - I got a stupid sister. -.- She wants to go out and fetch my brother back from tuition. After lock the door only she realise she didn't take the car key.


15/2 - My mom brings a shocking news. My sister dno what is chap goh mei hahahahahahahahahahahah.


12/2 - Dad ask me why I don't get Valentine's gift. 


8/2 - 今天跟老爸出门。回的时候换他驾车。他一坐上驾驶座看了倒后镜就说:“你有长这么矮吗?” -.- 老爸!!!!!!!!!!!


1/2 - HAHAHAHA. My sister tend to charge her phone. Without electricity hahaha.


31/1 - 我妈正打开一包米准备要倒进米桶,我那刚冲凉出来的白痴老妹把手上的脏衣服丢进米桶里-.- 你色盲啊!!!!